The title might be the result of a university drinking game, and the theme song may sound like a bag of hammers. It doesn’t matter. Bond is back and you know it’s going to be a-bloody-mazing.
Don’t count on the Metro getting you anywhere on time today - that’s the message from Nexus for a second day in a row.
If you’re a parent, this really isn’t the sort of news you want to be reading. Far from it.
A five-year-old boy was suspended in June, for smuggling a knife into a Gateshead school.
Why is Newcastle United manager Joe Kinnear such a potty-mouthed piece of work? Because it’s the way he was brought up, innit.
Tonight, news of two restaurant closures in the heart of Newcastle. The reason? The credit crunch recession or development, depending who you ask.
Times are hard, kids. Prices soaring, economies failing, poverty increasing, redundancies everywhere. Actually, don’t worry about that last one if you’ve been laid off recently. Have we got a job for you.
- People living in Gateshead’s Henderson Road have been ordered by the council to get rid of their resident wandering cockerel, which was adopted by the street as a chick.
We’d probably enjoy a reputation the most sexually adventurous folk in the country, and we may well be. Today, research has proven we’re certainly the dirtiest, but sadly not between the sheets.